Adidouche

Someone who insists on dressing head to toe in Adidas attire, (probably knocked off/fake) in an attempt to look less of the low life they really are, yet failing miserable, contributing to their overall douchebaggery.

You see that complete and utter douche covered in adidas gear down the precinct?

That, my friend, sounds like an Adidouche

by realhorrorshow April 7, 2015

Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

by Pertucci December 2, 2009

assdouche

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity

You stupid assdouche

by bread infection October 21, 2005

andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

by faderus April 26, 2011

acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Aydouche

going too say douche but sneeze before

hey your a huge aydouche

by penismnsterfromhell June 30, 2015