Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent
female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries
will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the
Apple Empire."
I
never thought I'd say this, but that damn
hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more
annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.