Aydouche

going too say douche but sneeze before

hey your a huge aydouche

by penismnsterfromhell June 30, 2015

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

by Pertucci December 2, 2009

andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

by faderus April 26, 2011

adoucheous

A person acting in a conformative manner that causes social upset and violence.

That Sir right there, is being quite adoucheous

by zane_inzane October 14, 2010

audoucheity

Being audaciously douchey. being a douche in an audacious manner.

It took a lot of audoucheity for Gary to get out of his truck in the fast food line to walk back to my car and berate me for wearing a mask during a pandemic because he thinks masks are a conspiracy.

by Yesterday’s Jam August 6, 2020

Adoucheable

adjective: inspiring affection while also being a douchebag. Suspiciously charming. Delightful but also a knob.

My crush is flirting with me, but he knows I’m friends with his girlfriend. He’s so adoucheable.

by HenryDavidThoreauMeABeer April 26, 2023

Group'adouches

there are three different spellings to the word

1) Group'adouches - A group of douches.

2) Group'adouche - A Person being a douche.

3) Grupadoucious - Used to describe something.

1) A crowd of High School Kids is a Group'adouches

2) That annoying guy is a Group'adouche

3) That song is Good/ Cool/ Bad/ Grupadoucious

by Fire Baptism January 14, 2008