Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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Goesintighter

uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
"aa-choo!!"

"Gesundheit"

"aa-choo!!"

"Goesintighter"
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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Palinegger

<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"

"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama

Alive!"
by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009
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acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.
"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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hyperethno-pronunciation

refers to the manner in which someone utters a particular word or phrase in an accent consistent with his/her native dialect, but inconsistent with the spoken language of the sentence.
"At 6:30 we will be covering an incredible story about a 39 year old woman from los-AN-jə-ləs, California who claims she can cure cancer with just a dash of peek-o-day-GY-o, shake of green SALL-sah, and generous amounts of drunken kah-ɽah-ꜜke."

Back to you Leen-DAH."

"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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Penny it Forward

The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.
"Mister, don't you want the rest of your change?"

"Nah, just Penny it Forward'"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.
"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
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