15 definitions by relaxfrancis
is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah
gave me last night. She's still on her period."
"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009