pedasstrian

that slow mofo who takes his sweet time to walk through a crosswalk.

"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"

"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Goesintighter

uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.

"aa-choo!!"

"Gesundheit"

"aa-choo!!"

"Goesintighter"

by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009

Palinegger

<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.

"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"

"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama

Alive!"

by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009

Tab o' War

The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

wallet threat

is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.

"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

Penny it Forward

The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.

"Mister, don't you want the rest of your change?"

"Nah, just Penny it Forward'"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009