relaxfrancis's definitions
One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.
"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the acidouche-dophilusmug. uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
Get the Goesintightermug. The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009
Get the Swine Hypemug. <Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama
Alive!"
by relaxfrancis December 11, 2009
Get the Palineggermug. the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.
"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."
"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
Get the filmnesiamug. refers to the manner in which someone utters a particular word or phrase in an accent consistent with his/her native dialect, but inconsistent with the spoken language of the sentence.
"At 6:30 we will be covering an incredible story about a 39 year old woman from los-AN-jə-ləs, California who claims she can cure cancer with just a dash of peek-o-day-GY-o, shake of green SALL-sah, and generous amounts of drunken kah-ɽah-ꜜke."
Back to you Leen-DAH."
"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"
Back to you Leen-DAH."
"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
Get the hyperethno-pronunciationmug. is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
"But it's so expensive."
"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
Get the wallet threatmug.