Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

by M-O-W March 15, 2008

assdouche

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity

You stupid assdouche

by bread infection October 21, 2005

Ass Douche

N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.

When Matt was making jokes at her expense, he was being a real ass douche!

by Sarjas July 30, 2010

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

by Pertucci December 2, 2009

Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.

Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.

by d2theb December 3, 2011

andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

by faderus April 26, 2011

acidouche-dophilus

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009