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Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.
"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"
Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

Archdouche

The Archdouche is a douchebag who's in a high position in the Corporate Ladder.
"Since middle management was letargic, I wrote this email straight to him, thinking I could find some assistance in getting my case sorted. As a response, this dick sent me some impolite three Blackberry lines, inclusive of an attempt at lecture in the form of part of sentences underscored..."

"hahaha, shit man that is typical David. He's the Archdouche of the Financial Department".
Archdouche by Parcerito July 7, 2011

Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
What a cadouche!
Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

agdouchestic

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!
agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

scadouche 

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.
I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!
scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008

assdouche 

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity
You stupid assdouche
assdouche by bread infection October 21, 2005