ArkDouche 

Lord and God of all douches, eclipsing in the hierarchy of douche baggery than even the Douchelord. An individual of such epic ego and insecurity that every moment of their existence is spent trying to groom that part of their psyche that responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs, and desires.

Bob showed his Arkdoucheness when when he ripped off a massive fart at the sales meeting and demanded all the sales staff smell his butt cheeks. What an Arkdouche!

ArkDouche by Raul McDonald April 27, 2024

Assdouche 

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

Archdouche

The Archdouche is a douchebag who's in a high position in the Corporate Ladder.

"Since middle management was letargic, I wrote this email straight to him, thinking I could find some assistance in getting my case sorted. As a response, this dick sent me some impolite three Blackberry lines, inclusive of an attempt at lecture in the form of part of sentences underscored..."

"hahaha, shit man that is typical David. He's the Archdouche of the Financial Department".

Archdouche by Parcerito July 7, 2011

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

assdouche 

to flush out the contents of the anal cavity

You stupid assdouche

assdouche by bread infection October 21, 2005

andouche 

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

andouche by faderus April 26, 2011

acidouche-dophilus 

One who succumbs to every annoying frozen yogurt trend and must fervently extol the preeminence of one dairy peddler over another.

"Purple Swirl kicks f*cking' ass over Berry Freeze, Biaaatch!"

"Lighten up Francis, you're such an acidouche-dophilus."

acidouche-dophilus by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009