Ablutophilia 

Sexual excitement from baths or showers.
- Being turned on by taking baths or showers.

Bro I think I have ablutophilia; just thinking about taking baths makes me horny😩

Ablutophilia by Sock smeller May 12, 2024

Ailurophiliac 

an individual who loves cats. Also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.

Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"

Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."

Susanne - "What does that mean?"

Ashton - "It means I love cats!"

Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012

autophilia 

Self-love, especially sexual attraction to the self. Vanity or narcissism.

I'm so hot I would literally f myself, wait what is that called?
its called autophilia

autophilia by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020

Ablutophobia

Fear of washing or bathing.

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.

Ablutophobia by Nick Walker November 30, 2003

albutophilia 

Sexual arousal from water.

Many people with albutophilia have sex in swimming pools.

albutophilia by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008

Autophilia 

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008

Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010