albutophilia

Sexual arousal from water.

Many people with albutophilia have sex in swimming pools.

by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008

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autophilia

Self-love, especially sexual attraction to the self. Vanity or narcissism.

I'm so hot I would literally f myself, wait what is that called?
its called autophilia

by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020

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Autophilia

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

by XC Girl June 24, 2008

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Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010

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Ablutophilia

Sexual excitement from baths or showers.
- Being turned on by taking baths or showers.

Bro I think I have ablutophilia; just thinking about taking baths makes me horny😩

by Sock smeller May 12, 2024

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Albuphilia

Deriving sexual pleasure from Completing tasks taken from a predetermined set, commonly organized through bullet pointed lists.

“I have Albuphilia” says Mitch McConnell.

“What does that make you attracted to again?” Asks Dan Crenshaw.

“Let me show you. What do you have to do today?”

by Sacadoodle February 7, 2021

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