Bathing 

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

Bathing by Cuckooo March 4, 2009

bathing 

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass

bathing by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017

Bathing 

It's another word for tripping.

Jefferson Airplane's third album is named After Bathing at Baxter's = After Tripping on Acid

Bathing by Aldous H. Baxter January 26, 2017

bathing a cat 

No matter what you do, you can't win. A situation so fucked up that it's pointless to try to fix it.

When my wife walked in on me and my girlfriend (who thought i was single), I figured it was best not to talk. It would be like bathing a cat

bathing a cat by Da Man too June 30, 2008

Bathing Suit Shorts 

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

Bathing Suit Shorts by Gimaf December 18, 2012

bathing bra 

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...

Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.

bathing bra by erieee December 14, 2009

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

Bathing with Jesus by MG Lambo June 12, 2014