Ablist 

Slang for Ableist when the person typing it is mentally disabled themselves.

I meant in the sense of your brain being disabled, but I realize that would be difficult to understand for you. Sorry to be ablist.

Ablist by Turnt Ableist August 12, 2020

Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.

Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?

Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013

Alistair 

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!

Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)

Alistair by 1974 kid December 23, 2022

Allistor

A name that's usually for a red head Scottish man with ridiculously large eyebrows. He often see with a cigarette or a cigarette box.

P1: "Look at that guy with red hair."
P2: "Oh I bet that's an Allistor."

Allistor by Dinnisaur January 29, 2016

abluster 

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.

He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.

abluster by Ole Gil August 13, 2007

Allister 

Allister will always warm your heart. He is adorable and honestly the most perfect person you’ll meet. If you have an Allister in your life, never let him go. Especially the Allister from Pokémon. He’s very baby. Just saying. Stan Allister. Support our little ghost boy. ✌️

Someone:Allister is so adorable and nice.
Allister’s Friend: Yeah, he’s a pretty cool guy.

Allister by Allisterss_Ghost February 19, 2020

Allister 

Allister, is an amazing person who excels at any difficult tasks and can get the job done. He can help anyone get through tough times and help them with their problems.

Allister is type of guy who I would want as my friend.

Allister by David Kolder May 2, 2018