Alliston 

A tiny hick-town in Ontario Canada, relatively close to Barrie. Known only for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, having a Honda plant, and growing Potatoes... quite sad really.
Alliston is full of wanna-be gangstas/skaters/emos, etc. and preppy/slutty kids. There is nothing to do in Alliston if you are between the ages of 5 and 35.
The high-light of the year is the annual Potato Festival; affectionately nick-named "Pot-fest" by the local teenagers... that's basically what it's turned into.
Avoid being in Alliston for more than 24 hours... you can practically feel yourself getting more hick by the second.

Random Guy 1 - So where are you from?

Random Guy 2 - Alliston

Random Guy 1 - *bursts out laughing*

Alliston by SFM September 24, 2007

Alliston 

A town in Ontario, Canada, about 30 minutes south-west of Barrie and an hour north of Toronto. Is full of Hondroids and 15 year old middle-class white kids that dress like they're black gangbangers from the ghetto, but would probably piss their pants and cry if a fake-ass white gangbanger from Toronto even looked at them.
It is famous for being the birthplace of Sir Fredrick Banting, the inventor of insulin, who coincidently was also the last person born in Alliston with an IQ over 80.
It is also famous for the Potato-Fest, a yearly festival to celebrate the approaching harvest of local growers marijuana crops. Also featured at the Festival is the consumption of large amounts of alcohol, which may or may not be vodka, which may or may not be made from potatoes. As far as anyone can tell this is what the festival was originally named for.

guy: want to go to Alliston with me?

girl: Why?

guy: You're right...

Alliston by televox December 14, 2008

alliston 

A male who is a good strong hearted person. Is very loyal when it comes to friends and family. Very smart and creative in his own way. The funniest person you will come across. He can turn your day from bad to better. Super talented and knows what he wants in life. Got amazing people surrounding him every step of the way. Can be very unbothered SOMETIMES.

Person 1: What should I get in my life
Person 2: Get yourself an Alliston!

alliston by Calvin871 August 29, 2018

Poppy lee Alliston 

A large mammal with a harmful mouth and scary bush head

I went to the zoo and there stood a poppy lee alliston rah

Poppy lee Alliston by Mike the epic February 10, 2019

Allisson 

Allisson is a girl usually with long brown hair and pretty brown eyes. She’s very introverted and awkward but she never lets people see that side of her. She’s very loyal and knows everyone but only has a few close friends. She loves a challenge, but not a difficult one because she beats herself up for it. She’s the type of person who’s very smart but very fucking stupid at the same time. If she seems crazy to you it’s cuz she is, but she trusts you enough to be herself around you. If she’s your friend, she’ll give good advice and support you always. If she’s your girlfriend make sure you treat her right cuz as pretty as she might be, she’s 3x more insecure. Allisson never tell you how she is doing if you ask unless you tell her to be honest. She tries not to burden people with her problems. Allisson is amazing, kind, funny, but has a bad sense of humor and a somewhat good music taste. She falls for people with the letter J, T, E, A, and C. If you know an Allisson, just know that if she says she’s going to beat you up, she doesn’t mean it. Allisson is the bestest friend anyone could ask for.

Person 1: “Allisson looks good today”
Person 2: “I talked to her yesterday and she said she was going to beat me up next time she saw me.”

Person 1: “ She was probably just flirting”
Person 2: “She’s amazing though, so I’ll take my chances.”

Allisson by Theboyinlovewithher06 March 17, 2022

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.

“cole allison is the best person ever”

“cole allison makes me laugh”
“cole allison is my favorite”

cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Allistor

A name that's usually for a red head Scottish man with ridiculously large eyebrows. He often see with a cigarette or a cigarette box.

P1: "Look at that guy with red hair."
P2: "Oh I bet that's an Allistor."

Allistor by Dinnisaur January 29, 2016