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When a colostitute uses their stoma for sex.
Hey REDACTED, I know you need some money! There are some guys who are really into abdomanal and would love to bang your colostomy hole!
Abdomanal by Sexynurse6969 October 24, 2025
Words you can keep

abdominal region 

For people who don't have abs, they would call that area the "abdominal region" instead of "dem abs"
Person 1: "Dude, you've got nothing. Look at your abdominal region"
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had dem abs like you."

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.
The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

Abdominally gifted by Bob T August 14, 2007

abdominal snowman 

During the ejaculatory phase of a male/female sexual encounter, if the male participant withdraws his penis and ejects semen onto the famale participant's abdomen, this is referred to as an "abdominal snowman."
I didn't want to get that fuckin' bitch pregnant, so I was raw doggin' her and gave her an abdominal snowman instead of blowing my load up her cooch.
abdominal snowman by Sean G. January 21, 2004

abdominal bulge 

Most Abdominal Bulges would be defined as a medical condition. But in this case it is when a penis is so big and long that when it enters you your stomach will be stretched showing the shape of it.
As the room became steamy with their combined heat the head of his hardened cock enters the wet heat. Sliding in so deep his shaft is big enough to make an abdominal bulge.
abdominal bulge by Learning Learner November 17, 2018

Abdominal Blowman

A male that is a chronic wanker that unloads his jizz on himself every time he jacks off but he cannot shoot his load any further than the reaches of his own abdomen area. This is due to an aging prostate gland causing them to become a short shooter over time.
Carl has been a chronic wanker since his teen years. Back in the day, he could blow his load past his ears and would often gak all over his face. Now, while still the same wanker he always was, he is just an Abdominal Blowman. He can barely shoot his load to his past his own pubes and is often just a dribble.

Abdominal plexiotamy 

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.
The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.
Abdominal plexiotamy by byrd77 January 6, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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