9 definitions by byrd77

eppilepsy of the right foot

A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.

That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Abdominal plexiotamy

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

poopy packer

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

gator

Large piece of rubber laying on the roadway.

Lookout, don't run over that gator, it will bite a hunk out of your vehicle!

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

UCHITA Big #1

Abreviation for new labor union formed by Tyson, Perdue, Pilgrams Pride, ect. Truck drivers, stands for United-Chicken-Haulers-Incorperated-Truckers-Association. Local lodge #1.

That driver's got so many lights on his truck, he must be a member of UCHITA Big #1.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009