byrd77's definitions

Abdominal plexiotamy

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

poopy packer

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

pickle park pervert

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)

Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

UCHITA Big #1

Abreviation for new labor union formed by Tyson, Perdue, Pilgrams Pride, ect. Truck drivers, stands for United-Chicken-Haulers-Incorperated-Truckers-Association. Local lodge #1.

That driver's got so many lights on his truck, he must be a member of UCHITA Big #1.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

eppilepsy of the right foot

A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.

That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

gator

Large piece of rubber laying on the roadway.

Lookout, don't run over that gator, it will bite a hunk out of your vehicle!

by byrd77 January 6, 2009