Definitions by byrd77

Abdominal plexiotamy 

Clear plastic surgically installed at the abdomin of human body.

The patient had an extreme case of cranial rectumitous that an inama could not cure, therefore a surgion was required to perform the abdominal plexiotamy to allow patient the ability to see where he/she was going.

Abdominal plexiotamy by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical rectumitous 

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

Optical rectumitous by byrd77 January 6, 2009

poopy packer 

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

poopy packer by byrd77 January 6, 2009

pickle park pervert 

A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)

Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.

pickle park pervert by byrd77 January 6, 2009

UCHITA Big #1 

Abreviation for new labor union formed by Tyson, Perdue, Pilgrams Pride, ect. Truck drivers, stands for United-Chicken-Haulers-Incorperated-Truckers-Association. Local lodge #1.

That driver's got so many lights on his truck, he must be a member of UCHITA Big #1.

UCHITA Big #1 by byrd77 January 6, 2009

eppilepsy of the right foot 

A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.

That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.

eppilepsy of the right foot by byrd77 January 6, 2009

gator 

Large piece of rubber laying on the roadway.

Lookout, don't run over that gator, it will bite a hunk out of your vehicle!

gator by byrd77 January 6, 2009