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The surgically-fashioned orifice in the trachea that is commonly a result of heavy smoking. It is also another fuckhole for freaky sluts.
"Hey I brought this nasty bitch back from the bar who wants us to tag team her... shotgun stoma!"
by Geoffarby March 21, 2008
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Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
The MOGAI community in my city is very friendly.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.
Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.
by Ferret March 22, 2005
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(n.) the coma you go into when you have smoked far too much weed for your own good in one sitting.
Kim and I smoked so much bud we couldn't even move; the stoma had taken over.
by ImJockinIt June 20, 2007
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Noun, S.T.O.M.A. stands for Something Tribal on My Arm. In reference to a tattoo that took very little thought into getting and often lacks creativity and originality. The design of the tattoo is tribal artwork and usually in the form of a band.
This is when a complete jock or tool goes into a tattoo parlor and says " know...i don't know what i want to get, i was thinking of getting something tribal on my a band going around my bicep or something...#117 looks cool, i'll take that" Hey man, how was the party? It was cool, a couple of meatheads showed up with Stoma tattoos on there arms and tried to pick a fight with us.
by jcarr13 May 08, 2009
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the feeling you get after smoking large amounts of cannabis on the weekend, and you're finally sober on monday.
"dude, wtf's going on?"
by Benjamiin April 29, 2012
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a contemporary version of "SOMA" (Stoned Off My Ass)

...because Coty is an ass
"Dude, STOMA dude..."
"Where does the extra T come from?"
"STOMA dude, Stoned Off My Ass!"
"Coty, you're an asshole"
by STOMAdude August 17, 2011
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