stoma

The surgically-fashioned orifice in the trachea that is commonly a result of heavy smoking. It is also another fuckhole for freaky sluts.

"Hey I brought this nasty bitch back from the bar who wants us to tag team her... shotgun stoma!"

stoma by Geoffarby March 22, 2008

stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.

Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.

stoma by Ferret March 22, 2005

stoma

(n.) the coma you go into when you have smoked far too much weed for your own good in one sitting.

Kim and I smoked so much bud we couldn't even move; the stoma had taken over.

stoma by ImJockinIt July 18, 2007

STOMA

Noun, S.T.O.M.A. stands for Something Tribal on My Arm. In reference to a tattoo that took very little thought into getting and often lacks creativity and originality. The design of the tattoo is tribal artwork and usually in the form of a band.

This is when a complete jock or tool goes into a tattoo parlor and says "yeah...you know...i don't know what i want to get, i was thinking of getting something tribal on my arm...like a band going around my bicep or something...#117 looks cool, i'll take that" Hey man, how was the party? It was cool, a couple of meatheads showed up with Stoma tattoos on there arms and tried to pick a fight with us.

STOMA by jcarr13 May 8, 2009

stoma

the feeling you get after smoking large amounts of cannabis on the weekend, and you're finally sober on monday.

"dude, wtf's going on?"
"stoma."

stoma by Benjamiin October 3, 2012

STOMA

a contemporary version of "SOMA" (Stoned Off My Ass)

...because Coty is an ass

"Dude, STOMA dude..."
"Where does the extra T come from?"
"STOMA dude, Stoned Off My Ass!"
"Coty, you're an asshole"

STOMA by STOMAdude September 2, 2011

Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

Stoma job by Spoogwave May 12, 2014