College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.
Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.
A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."
Designed to test the knowledge you have accumulated over the entire year in the specific Advanced Placement course. A waste of time, and drains you of all energy and life.
Sarah: "Oh My God. These AP Tests are going to be the death of me."
Rachel: "I know. I've gotten ten review books and STILL nothing helps. MY BRAIN WON'T PROCESS!!!!"
another form of corruption by the CollegeBoard to take your money while embarrassing students. These scores not only subject students into more rigorous academic curriculum, but forces the young pupils to recognize two issues with life: Money and Challenge. If you pass a test, that means that you're somewhat above mediocre. If you fail, I'd be concerned with how many brain cells you have.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!