AASSMI 

A sexy guy unknown to mankind.🥵

A beauty like no other.😍
So smelly.😋
So stinky.😤
My type.😳
Indigenous tribe.🙈

person 1: "have you seen that lad AASSMI?"

person 2: "you mean that sexy guy over there *points at AASSMI*"

person 1:"Yes them!"

enter AASSMI

AASSMI: "hey guys~" *blows a kiss*

person 1: "sighs" *unzips*

AASSMI by Choobs_VIII January 21, 2022

assmibilate 

Verb. (derived from the root word SMIB) After living in St Mary's County in Southern Maryland for some length of time, you decide to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, traditions, style, etc. of Southern Maryland and the people that live there (refer to "SMIB"). For example: Drinking 10oz cans of beer, the game cornhole, throwing horseshoes, softball (AKA "ball"), The Tiki Bar, own a boat/RV, driving slow in the left lane, believe that more tattoos are better, have an "In Loving Memory" memorial on the back window of your vehicle, or put Old Bay seasoning on everything.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.

After living Patuxent River for several years, we have decided to retire and assmibilate here.

assmibilate by OP1 March 5, 2013

assmist 

When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)

Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!

assmist by DJF June 24, 2004

assmilkyballs 

When the giz in one's ass drains out and smothers one's balls.

Dude I was bangin my GF in the ass, and she gave me assmilkyballs!

assmilkyballs by Tom-Paul February 16, 2008

Aashmita 

Hot sexy chick ...
Loves to be with friends
Very social
pretty
cute
charming
"TOTTA"

ACTUAL MEANING: purest of the pure!

she's aashmita.

OMG! look at that girl!!! An AASHMITA!!!

Aashmita by Zash Hale October 13, 2011

assministrator 

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

assministrator by stevegek2 November 4, 2009

Assmitten 

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Assmitten by Shambler August 26, 2004