Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Assmitten by Shambler August 26, 2004

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assmitt by Christop13 January 8, 2004

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Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

assmittens by Forseti April 26, 2006

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Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

assmite by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005

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"He took that load like a real assmitt, didn't he?"

assmitt by manatee_c October 29, 2003

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assmite by Anonymous April 17, 2003

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Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend

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