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Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.
John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!
by Shambler August 26, 2004
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assmitt

one who is on the receiving end of anal sex
see above, assmitt
by Christop13 January 8, 2004
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assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.
The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.
by Forseti April 26, 2006
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assmite

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite
by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005
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assmitt

1. to be on the receiving end of anal sex
"He took that load like a real assmitt, didn't he?"
by manatee_c October 29, 2003
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assmite

by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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Has the same duties of his fellow employees, except doing your boss's laundry and his best friend
Dwight Shrute: Assistent to the Regional Manager (michael Scott)
by metalowscream September 4, 2009
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