Shambler's definitions

Steam loller

"laughing out loud" so hard steam comes off the top of your head

OMG that was so funny, i steam lollered!

by Shambler August 26, 2004

Assmitten

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

by Shambler August 26, 2004

Goyling

Goy+ youngling
Used as a derogatory term against the less developed members of the gentile species. Goylings usually engage in regressive activities like playing goyware or doomscrolling on TikTok

Josh is such a bad parent. All his goyling do is drool at their tablets all day and play Roblox tycoon games

by Shambler August 19, 2025

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 2, 2004