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A complete and total asshole - similar to the definition of asshat.

That guy was such an assmidget for not letting us bring our chairs into the concert lawn area

assmidget by BatgirlWSB August 11, 2008

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Asidget

An Asian midget

Me: ayo Luke did you hear about John's new friend, he's an asidget.
Luke: No way he met an Asian midget, nice.

Asidget by Silent175 November 26, 2021

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assmidget • asswidget • Asidget • Assidge • Ass Gadget • A midget away • a midget's throw • Asda midget • a smidge of midgets • Ass Budget

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

asswidget by wings of wax July 28, 2011

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Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

Ass Midget by A.Giant. February 8, 2009

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Assidge

When you see a girl with a fat ass and her crack shows

Damn shawtae with all due respect, you got hella assidge

Assidge by Javitoosmooth March 15, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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