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Kobe Assist
NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.
Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.
Kobe Assist by jameshunger October 30, 2013
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Voluntary assisted dying
It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.
Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023
pawsonal assistant
As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.
pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018
Assistant TO the Regional Manager
when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is
not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
Assistant TO the Regional Manager by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008
Assistant Principal
Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.
The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent
Assistant Principal by anna bn April 9, 2009
Assisted Autofelletio
Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026