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An acronym standing for Ass Sucking Patrol, me and my friends came up with this one
Damn, you on A.S.P???
A.S.P by Sinatra_Lover February 3, 2019
Words you can keep
At Some Point.
Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.

The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.
Hey, are you coming to my party?
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)
A.S.P. by FreemDeem February 15, 2010
Arrogant Smart Person. There is an ASP club that is very exclusive. Watch out for tricky decieving emails from ASP members. ASP can refer to a person or to the club. ASP club is worldwide. The ASP club president (who's name remains annonymous) is the biggest ASP of all.
Micheal is such an ASP.
A.S.P. by Murda Mike May 4, 2005

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) 

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

a.s.p (always stiff penis) 

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

A.S.P.C.T.S. 

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats
A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Descendants of colonial-era immigrants from the British Isles--especially England, but also from Wales and Scotland (irrespective of the fact that Scots and Welsh people are predominantly descended from Celts, not descendants of Angles and Saxons)--who belonged to the Presbyterian, Congregationalist, and Episcopalian (Anglican) denominations of Protestantism.

The term is redundant because all Anglo-Saxons are white.
To this day in America, the W.A.S.P.s are the one group about which--in a politically correct atmosphere--jokes can be made with impunity.
W.A.S.P. by adgadfgfdgdfg January 16, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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