ASP

Anonymous Sex Party

Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.

by Cmack45 June 13, 2014

ASP

Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)

Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!

by SkyMetal666 July 14, 2011

ASP

ASP more commonly known as Average Sized Penis

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"

by ayedotkay October 29, 2020

ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

by The finger bandit May 07, 2014

ASP

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

by Stephen` December 14, 2004

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 15, 2002

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 February 01, 2008