S.P.A.S. 

S.P.A.S.

Acronym for Small Penis Aggression Syndrome. A condition common in Central Europe and in the United States of America.

SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis

FRIEND 1:John showed up to the club thinking he was a boss. Wouldn't shut up about how fast his truck is.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.

S.P.A.S. by Syn(Tax) Error January 10, 2019

S.P.A.S. 

S.pecial
P.urpace
A.toumatic
S.hotgun

a S.P.A.S. is an automatic shotgun

S.P.A.S. by pvt.takahashi October 19, 2008

s p a s m 

A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.

"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"

s p a s m by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

S.P.A.C.S.

Sane People for the Advancement of Common Sense. A group trying to eliminate those who spam on Youtube videos (Please don't read this! You'll be kissed on the nearest possible Friday if you post this on three more videos! Press F5 and you're crush's name will appear on the screen. It's scary, because it works!) and putting things like ●•·нєαятz·•● after their user names, and other things.

"I just joined S.P.A.C.S. after Ashley sent me another chain text. Ugh, I could kill her."

S.P.A.C.S. by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı July 8, 2009

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

P.A.S.A.P. 

P.A.S.A.P. stands for pussy as soon as possible.

1 When your horny and you don't give a damn about who you wanna fuck.

Nigga1: Yo nigga i just got out da pen and is tired of that prison pussy.

Nigga2: Nigga you is just need some muthafuckin P.A.S.A.P.

Nigga1: Bet. Lets go pick up some bitches at Walmart!

Nigga2: Alright dipset.

P.A.S.A.P. by dahooddefined69 March 15, 2009