A.S.P.

At Some Point.
Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.

The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.

Hey, are you coming to my party?
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)

A.S.P. by FreemDeem February 15, 2010

A.S.P.

Arrogant Smart Person. There is an ASP club that is very exclusive. Watch out for tricky decieving emails from ASP members. ASP can refer to a person or to the club. ASP club is worldwide. The ASP club president (who's name remains annonymous) is the biggest ASP of all.

Micheal is such an ASP.

A.S.P. by Murda Mike May 4, 2005

A.S.P

An acronym standing for Ass Sucking Patrol, me and my friends came up with this one

Damn, you on A.S.P???

A.S.P by Sinatra_Lover February 3, 2019

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) 

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

a.s.p (always stiff penis) 

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

A.S.P.C.T.S. 

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats

A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim

A.S.P.C.T.S. by Nutty irish Sicko June 20, 2009

W.A.S.P.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Descendants of colonial-era immigrants from the British Isles--especially England, but also from Wales and Scotland (irrespective of the fact that Scots and Welsh people are predominantly descended from Celts, not descendants of Angles and Saxons)--who belonged to the Presbyterian, Congregationalist, and Episcopalian (Anglican) denominations of Protestantism.

The term is redundant because all Anglo-Saxons are white.

To this day in America, the W.A.S.P.s are the one group about which--in a politically correct atmosphere--jokes can be made with impunity.

W.A.S.P. by adgadfgfdgdfg January 16, 2006