A.C.T.S. 

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.

The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.

A.C.T.S. by Inteligento September 5, 2007

F.A.C.T.S. Pact 

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

F.A.C.T.S. Pact by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

w.a.c.t.s 

The one and only legend from America Wolfboy invites strangers to his tent in animal crossing where they publicly sext each other with their nook phones. He doesn’t mind if you’re a couple or come in groups. However he reserves the right to save any transcripts for his own personal use so he may woo his favourite teddy bear.

You have been invited to fur island for a session of W.A.C.T.S.

w.a.c.t.s by Lark-in-the-park April 18, 2020

G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y. 

Give me a chance to show how much I love you

Hey *crush* G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.

G.M.A.C.T.S.Y.H.M.I.L.Y. by TheBrokenHeartIsHereToHelp March 15, 2022

C.A.C.T.U.S. 

An acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.” Can also be used in place of A.C.A.B. or used as a substitution for calling police officers “pigs” or “the fuzz,” etc.

1: “Did you hear about the police chief got caught embezzling money?”
“Yeah. C.A.C.T.U.S.”

2: I got stopped by a C.A.C.T.U.S. this morning on my way to work. Asshole wrote me a ticket.

C.A.C.T.U.S. by KCHooligan May 24, 2024

C.A.T.S. 

Short for "CRASH ARENA TURBO STARS", a game where you play as a cat in a weapon used vehicle, fighting another cat.

C.A.T.S. is the best game ever!

C.A.T.S. by McBoobs (IHateShitters) May 10, 2018