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C.A.T.S. 

Guy 1: Dude, sorry, I heard you have C.A.T.S.
Guy 2: Yeah, for like 3 years? Why? Are you allergic?
Guy 1: HAHA. Fag.

Guy 1: I had a C.A.T. scan today.
Guy 2: They diagnosed you with C.A.T.S., didn't they?
C.A.T.S. by CAT Syndrome February 24, 2011
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The value of C.A.T's has reached new heights in the current year.
C.a.t's by Nkarlokarlo34 July 18, 2017

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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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A.C.T.S. 

Assume that every firearm is loaded.
Control the muzzle direction at all times.
Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard.
See that the firearm is unloaded -P.R.O.V.E. it safe.
The vital four A.C.T.S. of firearms safety are Assume, Control ,Trigger and See.
A.C.T.S. by Inteligento September 5, 2007

F.A.C.T.S. Pact 

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

w.a.c.t.s 

The one and only legend from America Wolfboy invites strangers to his tent in animal crossing where they publicly sext each other with their nook phones. He doesn’t mind if you’re a couple or come in groups. However he reserves the right to save any transcripts for his own personal use so he may woo his favourite teddy bear.
You have been invited to fur island for a session of W.A.C.T.S.
w.a.c.t.s by Lark-in-the-park April 18, 2020