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C.A.C.T.U.S. 

An acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.” Can also be used in place of A.C.A.B. or used as a substitution for calling police officers “pigs” or “the fuzz,” etc.
1: “Did you hear about the police chief got caught embezzling money?”
“Yeah. C.A.C.T.U.S.”

2: I got stopped by a C.A.C.T.U.S. this morning on my way to work. Asshole wrote me a ticket.
C.A.C.T.U.S. by KCHooligan May 24, 2024
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s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d 

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick”

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈
s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

suck ur dick till u can’t take it any more
i will s.u.d.t.u.c.t.i.a.m

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
i was so bored i put

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