Definitions by KCHooligan
C.A.C.T.U.S.
An acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.” Can also be used in place of A.C.A.B. or used as a substitution for calling police officers “pigs” or “the fuzz,” etc.
1: “Did you hear about the police chief got caught embezzling money?”
“Yeah. C.A.C.T.U.S.”
2: I got stopped by a C.A.C.T.U.S. this morning on my way to work. Asshole wrote me a ticket.
“Yeah. C.A.C.T.U.S.”
2: I got stopped by a C.A.C.T.U.S. this morning on my way to work. Asshole wrote me a ticket.
C.A.C.T.U.S. by KCHooligan May 24, 2024
CACTUS
(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.
Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.
CACTUS by KCHooligan January 26, 2024
CACTUS
(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
CACTUS by KCHooligan January 26, 2024
Telecoitus
Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.
Telecoitus by KCHooligan May 31, 2013
Checkbooked
When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".
Checkbooked by KCHooligan May 12, 2009