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suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
Pulled a Gardevoir
Pulled a Gardevoir by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017
a garden tool
a garden tool by The defines March 11, 2018
catch a garden
catch a garden by no_doubt_trash February 22, 2017
Plant a garden
To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)
Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)
Plant a garden by Tease;) December 22, 2010
suck a golf ball through a garden hose
"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"
suck a golf ball through a garden hose by CR000 January 4, 2016
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