A Gard

A Gard is a unit of measuring, commonly mistaken for the name of a person. A Gard is measured at the same weight of 35kg or about 80 pounds. This tool of measurement is useful for larger objects or weight lifting.

The measurement derives from a small norwegian person with the same name.

"Yo, how much can you bench?"
"About a Gard or two"

by Klittum March 23, 2022

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

Pulled a Gardevoir

When you make a character and there is a lot of porn of it

I made a new character and I accidentally pulled a Gardevoir

by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017

a garden tool

A Hoe , A Bitch who is messing with other people men when she got her own

she Keeps messing with my man when she has her own, she’s such a garden tool.

by The defines March 11, 2018

catch a garden

to be more positive, to be happy or to be more chill

Don't be so negative Tim, catch a garden!

by no_doubt_trash February 22, 2017

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016