Gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. It comes from the old norrøn word Guard (same as in English) and means defence.
I'd totally Gard that.
by Mietcl July 04, 2011
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
by lil gard March 01, 2018
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by Hodawg April 18, 2005
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The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
by Ekac820 April 10, 2008
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Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. A friend who suddenly explodes on you for no reason and isn't your friend anymore. Super annoying. There u have Gard
Gard is stupid
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by yurilover September 08, 2008
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