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Gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. It comes from the old norrøn word Guard (same as in English) and means defence.
I'd totally Gard that.
by Mietcl July 04, 2011
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The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".
Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...
by Ekac820 April 10, 2008
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to gaurd with a very frail weak stance
"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"
by yurilover September 08, 2008
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A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"

"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"

Or, if parents are present:

by lil gard March 01, 2018
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