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suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.