Definitions by CR000

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by CR000 January 4, 2016