Skip to main content

1/2 and 1/2 

half a hand job followed by half a blow job
Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)
Words you can keep

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.
I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.
1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

2 and 1/2some 

A threesome involving two normal adults and a midget.
Me, Cindy, and Clara had a 2 and 1/2some.
2 and 1/2some by Blunt Roller June 17, 2009
Girls love the 1 and 1/2 thickness of my cock
1 and 1/2 by Absince of life :( January 18, 2017

68 and 1/2 

Almost a 69, but she gets fingered while blowing you
I enjoyed the 68 and 1/2 cuz it's easier than 69
68 and 1/2 by Shocker plus January 17, 2019
catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying
1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2
and 1/2 by Dugie May 14, 2005

gay and 1/2 

when something is beyond gay..
that's not just gay, thats beyond gay..
that's gay and 1/2!
gay and 1/2 by psychocrazymandi August 17, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next