Jdex's definitions

2% milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.

The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.

She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life

by Jdex August 8, 2010

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 2, 2017

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.

Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.

"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."

by Jdex August 8, 2010