Definitions by Jdex

slip Mahoney 

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

slip Mahoney by JDex July 2, 2017

skim milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps a person and she is wearing a bra and shirt or other torso covering clothing.

"I'm going to give her a skim milkstamp, since we are in public."

skim milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

2% milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a bra but no shirt or torso covering clothing.

She gave me a 2% milkstamp so hard that the impression of her bra left marks on my face.

2% milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

whole milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.

Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!

whole milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

sloppy milkstamp 

When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.

That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.

sloppy milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010

powdered milkstamp 

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

powdered milkstamp by Jdex August 8, 2010