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`chlada

hey, want some of this dank leftover `chlada?
by ilikemexifoooooooodd May 8, 2022
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chadacity

The quality of being Chad and having strong Chad principles.
Through his chadacity, he won the hearts and minds of chads.
by Casanova Voss Ütsin June 21, 2022
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Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
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aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
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Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008
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Rufie-Colada

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.
The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.
by jpassman June 12, 2007
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spicy colada

A spicy colada is when a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth before giving a man a blowjob and then recieves anal from him afterward.
Cowboy Jack served up his woman a spicy colada.
by David and Forrest February 16, 2009
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