Colada
Colada by Sufisticated July 30, 2022
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colada by Karen Stickney January 4, 2008
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Colada
Colada, seems like a weird word.... BUT WAIT! It actually is a name of a sword and, it’s actually well known. This sword won in the Count Of Barcelona. It has a form kind of like a Cutlass.
Colada by SanpapiChalo March 31, 2019
Santorum Colada
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
aborted fetal colada
The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
Penis Colada
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Penis Colada by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008
Rufie-Colada
The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.
Rufie-Colada by jpassman June 12, 2007
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