Colada

Like a period for men.
Once a month the opening will close and caws pain.so poke poke poke away.

Don't forget to colada

by Sufisticated July 30, 2022

colada

an alcoholic drink that usually has "pina" in front of it

Chad plans to drink coladas on every continent. If he started that, how many has he drunk so far?

by Karen Stickney January 4, 2008

Colada

Colada, seems like a weird word.... BUT WAIT! It actually is a name of a sword and, it’s actually well known. This sword won in the Count Of Barcelona. It has a form kind of like a Cutlass.

He used the Colada to fight the terrorists.

by SanpapiChalo March 31, 2019

Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Rufie-Colada

A pina colada that has intentionally had rufies or any other date rape drug added to it.

The only way your going to get some action at the party tonight is if you start handing out rufie-coladas.

by jpassman June 12, 2007