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The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
by Dwayne's Love Child November 27, 2008
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
by RBurton May 16, 2009
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The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014
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Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
by Enell January 04, 2013
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The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.
"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."
by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017
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