A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the
penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they
don't have a high
opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real
deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of
time for you, but there
may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I
don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari,
Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.