[topota] 

Funny synonymus of "tu puta madre" used in Mexico as a joke, specially when you ask something to someone and he replies you with topota

-él: Qué hora es?
-yo: topota
-él: topota?? que es eso?
-yo: topota madre! jaja

-him: What time is it?

-me: topota
-him: topota?, what the fuck is that?
-me: topota madre (your fucking mother) ha ha ha

[topota] by Poratafolio January 15, 2019

toyota pickup

Toyota's compact truck sold in america before introducing the popular Tacoma.

its basically the same thing as the Toyota Hilux. these things may as well as be bullet proof, top gear tried to kill one and failed. surprisingly they can be found for pretty cheap if you keep your eyes out for one, and make a great first car for anyone due to their reliability, toughness and good fuel economy

my toyota pickup has 200,000 miles and counting. it would take some serious c4 to actually kill this thing

toyota pickup by toyotapickupman November 15, 2012

Toyota Supra 

An absolutely fantastic Japanese sports car that is over glorified by 11-year-old kids who worship it no matter if its outdated by this point. It is specially adored by kids who just watched Fast And Furious and already think its the best car of all time, these are the same people who say that you're not a real car guy if you like supercars and that any Koenigsegg wouldn't stand a chance against a bone stock Supra.

Child: What's your favorite car? Mine is a Toyota Supra!
Person 1: Yo, i love the brand new Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut! Its super awesome!
Child: Did you know that a Supra, a Japanese Toyota Sports car is way faster than any car in the world if you 2JZ-Swap it?
Person 1: But a supra already comes stock with a 2J-
Child: Shhhs.

Toyota Supra by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

Toyota Prius 

The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.

"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.

Toyota Prius by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo 

Coolest 90s sports car EVER! sleek,fast,and stunningly beautiful can be distinguished from lesser models by its meaner stance, 5-spoke alloy rims, and rear spoiler. the twin turbo 1JZ-GTE motor spitting out 276 horses makes it a threat to anything under $45000 and in black it just looks badass!

holy shit! did you see that! what was that thing! it must have been doing 140! easy

that my friend was a 1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo
we'll never catch that in our riced out civic with a fart can,neons, and 8000lbs of various crap; none of which helps performance.

you got that right lets go get some ghetto ass spinner hubcaps from auto-zone.

ok, woo-hoo!

1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo by pacesetter December 7, 2010

Toyota Prius 

A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.

When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.

Toyota Prius by DildoWarior July 9, 2016

Toyota Tacoma 

Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.

My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it

Toyota Tacoma by Tykoi December 16, 2020