Relationship-ception

The act of being husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, and best friends all at the same time.

Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception

Kenzie: Yee Haw to That

by Tykoi July 17, 2021

Toyota Tacoma

Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.

My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it

by Tykoi December 16, 2020

Heighternal Twins

Twins because of height

Kenzie: Faternal Twins?
Donavan: nope we’re heighternal twins

by Tykoi May 01, 2020

Domestic Abuse

Something that women always get away with

The fucking slut hit me first and I’m the one getting arrested for domestic abuse

by Tykoi September 15, 2020

Russia

A country with a superior military that will shit all over America's rotten vagina.

Russia is the best country ever. Fuck America - Sincerely an American who thinks we're being oppressed

by Tykoi September 24, 2021

James Charles

Horrible, Horrible, man who tried making a straight guy gay.

James Charles: Let's Fuck.
Straight Guy: No I'm straight.
James: *kisses guy without permission*
James Charles Subscriber Count: *Goes down instantly*

by Tykoi July 12, 2019

Camero

The way a dumbass spells “Camaro”

Retard: Damnn I love that Chevy *Camero*
Car guy: it’s camaro you fucking dumbass

by Tykoi July 22, 2020