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The most ballin car on the road today. Period.
"Did you see that fool roll by in the toyota corolla? He was straight bossin..he reps the Dub-D."
by tripleOG December 12, 2006
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Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.

The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.

Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.
College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...

*awkward silence*

College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.
by Poida May 14, 2007
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A compact sedan/hatchback sold by Toyota. Its venerable, dependable, and overall a great car. It's not the fastest car in the world, but you can actually have some good fun in it if you opt for the SE manual.
The new Toyota Corolla is surprisingly fun to drive!
by username4544 April 18, 2020
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Beautiful sedan, preferably the 07 run with all matted blue, great compact car next to a Honda

Take care of one if ever you end up with one

For the toyota corolla is reliable asF!!!!!
Toyota corolla is forever a reliable car

Best car for someone looking for basic cheap transportation yet classy
by Officiated September 1, 2022
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The best car in existence, at least according to craigslist.
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019
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Literally god. It is the lord and savior. I sexually identify as one.
I have a 1999 Toyota Corolla. Man 2: *prays*
by 1999corolla February 26, 2022
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Car driven by antivax bitches named karen
Bitches be running over their 3 year old in their 2008 Toyota Corolla and be like "cant help being a gemini"
by Justlookingtomakewords February 19, 2019
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