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[maloofing] 

drinking/partying at someone else's house (with there consent of course)
Hey are you coming by tonight? we are Maloofing it up in north Salisbury.
[maloofing] by bestlastsunday January 10, 2009
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Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
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Maloofing is the Internet discussion board version of tattling. Normally done by sending an e-mail, or private message, or by clicking on some sort of alert button.
person 1: holy crap did you see that fat cows pics she posted in the adult forum
person 2: thats it i'm Maloofing you

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.
Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013

mallowing 

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.
Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.
mallowing by demarze June 1, 2016

magooing 

The state of being oblivious; unaware of the events and/or people around you. This can be a result of a drug induced state or the typical condition of a rather ditsy person. It comes from the cartoon Mr. Magoo.
I saw Tracy driving down the road and I waved, but she was clearly magooing.
magooing by Sheryl D May 31, 2006

Maloneing 

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
Maloneing by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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