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MALLOWDOG 

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.
MALLOWDOG by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

MallRding 

Being generally anti-social, refusing to participate in activities with friend to be by oneself.
Did Jared stay home from the movies?
Yeah, he's MallRding it again.
MallRding by The GINGERale August 31, 2010
Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.
The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.
maloofing by Polly Grip March 23, 2010
(MA-LOO-GING) Having a certain affection with an object including sex or kissing.
"Stop malooging the chair that is very inappropriate" shouted the teacher.

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

fallowing 

Isn't there suppose to be an a in following Ms.Woods isn't it fallowing
fallowing by loler69420 May 31, 2018