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A penis that is significantly thinner at the base than it is at the tip.
His chelpo made sex feel awkward, so I had to break up with him.
Chelpo by Adultery Swift July 5, 2011
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chev chelios 

He is the protagonist of the Crank films. He is played by Jason Statham.
Chev Chelios was poisoned by the chinese shit.
chev chelios by Adolphe Sanks June 30, 2014
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Home Cheapo 

A derogatory nickname for Home Depot - a reference to the flimsy construction of many of their products
My rake broke the first time I used it. Another fine product from Home Cheapo.
Home Cheapo by SouthSaturnDelta January 5, 2014
A man so cheap he can not even afford a dollar.
that guy named roady is such a cheapo, he can't even afford a sangweech
Cheapo by alex dougherty February 8, 2022

Chelmose 

Chelmose is the queen of all bitches. She will mock you tell you she will kill you and just be mean. She is only funny when she tells kids with autism to die.
Chelmose told me to drink bleach
Me too

anton chelnokov

Anton Chelnokov is a Russian Aerial artist born in Russia, performing with Cirque Du Soleil since the age of five, with a perfect body, a beautiful passion, and an amazing talent. ( currently in Varekai, but soon leaving the show for professional reasons.)
Anton Chelnokov performs an aerial act high in the air with a net making it look so unbelieveibaly easy.
anton chelnokov by Ashton Sea April 17, 2006
french expression, means weird, suspicious, strange
born from "verlan" french slang that switch parts of some words like "maison" becomes "son-mai"
"chelou" comes from "louche"
-"laisse tomber trop chelou skeutru la vie dma mère"
chelou by kelfaaz October 23, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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