Chelmose

Chelmose is the queen of all bitches. She will mock you tell you she will kill you and just be mean. She is only funny when she tells kids with autism to die.

Chelmose told me to drink bleach
Me too

Chelmose by Chelmose'sBestFriend May 17, 2017

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chemosexual

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to a chemical (such as a drug)

I heard that new girl is literally in love with cocaine....she has to be chemosexual.

chemosexual by rollatini October 3, 2011

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Chemosexual

(Adj.) Someone who's sexual and/or romantic attraction is solely based and/or allowed by the chemistry shared with another regardless of gender or even lifeform.

It is most noticeable in bisexuals as they will prefer relations with one gender over another based on the chemistry shared.

Often confused with asexuality when the individual stops having chemistry with others.

The opposite of this would be someone who only has a romantic or sexual relationship only driven by physical attraction with no emotional side on the matter or chemistry.

My chemosexuality wont let me have random sex.

I have been with girls but I'm such a chemosexual for guys, It just flows natural.

I don't care how hot he is I don't like him, maybe im being a chemo about it.

You're such a chemo!

Chemosexual by SefSpam April 2, 2013

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chemosexual

addicted to cleaning the house loves the smell of bleach, pre occupied with cleaning products

her toilet was so fresh it was like it had been attacked by a bunch of chemosexuals.

she is is so hooked on polishing im sure shes a chemosexual

as in the songs "chemosexual healing" by daz and the launderettes Robert |Palmers "Addicted to Dove" "Flash ah ah saviour of the universe", " I can't get no Dazifaction",

chemosexual by tony aka napoleon January 13, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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