proclamaimed 

To lose an argument, or sound stupid when trying to say something because you spoke first, or the person you are arguing against is unreasonably stupid, a bigot or a dissentomatic

Sarah: Lowering taxes will save taxpayers money

Douchebag: No it won't because lowering taxes will raise the national debt, dumbass.

Sarah: What does national debt have to do with how much money taxpayers are saved?

Douchebag: So it won't raise the national debt? You sound stupid, fucking retard hahaha. Sarah is so fucking stupid she seriously thinks that lowering taxes won't raise the national debt.

Sarah: (pulls out pistol)

Narrator: Before First 48 filmed the subsequent murder, Sarah was proclamaimed by the Douchebag

proclamaimed by Optical_Epilepsy December 11, 2011

self proclaimed genius 

A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.

A self proclaimed genius, she bragged about her IQ of 160, and the A on the World History Finals.

self proclaimed genius by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! 

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

Tis what thy maiden proclaimed! by This isnt real April 20, 2010

self proclaimed 

Giving your self a kind of secret title that others may not agree about

Paul is self proclaimed the worlds best dancer

self proclaimed by hint December 30, 2014

Self-proclaimed asshole 

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

Self-proclaimed asshole by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

self proclaimed fat bitch 

A skinny bitch that claims to be fat and will go to great lengths to prove that she is fat whether it is finding invisible double chins or stretching out fragments of skin to pass off as blubber, in order to a) seek attention and receive compliments or b) to fit in with other fat bitches.

Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)

Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.

self proclaimed fat bitch by Nawkstar July 13, 2010

Tis what she proclaimed 

Basically "That's what she said" just fancier by mostlyhigh_alittlesmart

"It's so big!"
"TIS WHAT SHE PROCLAIMED"

Tis what she proclaimed by Moony ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧ June 27, 2022