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A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere
(Illiterated definition of rain)
rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
Get the Illiterated definition mug.When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.
ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
Get the illiterated texting mug.A man who is good at pretending to respect women, when in reality he thinks she is pointless unless she will have sex. These guys make it difficult for men who foolishly think respecting women is the way to her heart.
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Any musician who brags about how much money he has or will spend on a girl is likely a pseudo-phylogynist because it's not necessary to do so if all you want is a relationship
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
by Optical_Epilepsy April 3, 2011
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Male High School Dropout: Dang ur hot
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
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Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: Dang ur hot
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Poor Cause He Dropped Out Male: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Rich Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face, Small Waist, Huge Titties And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 8, 2011
Get the foreign language mug.When you send somebody a text message and they do not reply within 24 hours there is a 95% chance that they readeleted your text and have willfully chosen not to reply
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
There is a less than 5% chance that they have lost their phone/phone was stolen, have been busy for a full 24 hours (so they couldn't even use their phone for 5 seconds, cause that's all it takes) or sent the message but the "delivery failed".
If it has been 24 hours and they have not replied, that's when you begin the 7 day reply test to confirm whether they want to text you or not.
Dan: Why have you been looking at your phone so much?
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
Steve: I'm waiting on Leann to reply
Dan: How long has it been since u sent her a text?
Steve: More than 24 hours.....
Dan: Don't you know the 24 hour reply rule? She more than likely readeleted your text man, do the 7 day reply test to see if she really wants to text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
Get the 24 hour reply rule mug.This is a test performed on somebody who is not replying to your text messages or has broken the 24 hour reply rule.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
Peter: Damn this girl ain't texting me back, wow
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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