Finals

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

I may just have a nervous breakdown because of my finals

by Feif December 02, 2003

Finals

A highly contagious disease spreading between students, who approach the end of an educational period. It is common that nearly every student within a term is infected. Even though the symptoms might vary between countries as well as between individual students, the world wide threat can be identified by a massive increase in stress levels. It may also comes with other symptoms such as severe depression, anxiety and insomnia... For some reason teachers all other the world tried to counter this disease with written exams regarding specific topics. Even though this procedure might cure the majority of students, it might also cause long term effects which are proven to impact the students life. Even "cured" persons may suffer from ongoing depression and huge losses in self-esteem and sanity. Testing a students knowledge and skills during this mentally unstable period is also heavily in doubt.

I'm pretty worried about Carl. He behaved pretty strange recently and I didn't see him smiling for weeks..." - "Yep, he's got Finals coming up. Just hope he's recovering well during holidays..."

by Claus Nevermore December 17, 2014

Finals

n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester

2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.

1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"

2)
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"

by Ron Cumberdale June 02, 2005

Finals

Big tests that are worth too much and are supposedly important.

Why am I writing this? I have finals due yesterday!

by Awnold January 18, 2008

Finals

Time of year when you seriously consider moving into the wilderness
Happens twice per year

Finals week again, have you seen my map of the Adirondacks?

by pancakesandshit December 12, 2014

Finals

The worst thing ever. Only applicable in high school and intermediate school. Finals can stand for:

Fuck
I

Never
Actually
Learned (this)
Shit.

OR

Fuck
It
No
Assholes
Learn
This
Shit

Person 1: UGH I have to take finals.
Person 2: Fuck I Never Actually Learned This Shit.
Person 1: I know. Finals.

by Psudonym1212 June 22, 2009

Finals

Semester's-end examinations that count for (where I live) 15% of the semester grade.

Why am I writing this crap? I should be studying for finals!

by Diggity Monkeez May 18, 2005