Cöear 

Cöear, the noise one makes when an incredibly attractive person takes you by surprise in an environment where there would not ordinarily be any such individuals. As for example Walmart, behind the counter of a Wendy's Restaurant or the Toilet lines on Disneyland.

"Cöear" Joe gasped as he saw the {thicc] chick in the toiletries aisle at Walmart.

Cöear by GeneralBk May 14, 2018

CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.

What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!

CLEARLY CANADIAN by david faustino May 21, 2013

clear leather 

The act of drawing a firearm, particularly a handgun. This comes from the fact that for many years, holsters, particularly those used by the police, were made of leather. Thus, if the officer's handgun came completely out of the holster, he "cleared leather."

That stupid perp wouldn't put down the knife, so I had to clear leather. That got his attention.

clear leather by ozxd February 26, 2012

Backblast Area Clear 

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.

a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA

Backblast Area Clear by Military guy April 10, 2009

Clearnessism 

Clearnessism is an art music ism coined by Mansoor Habibdoost, Iranian composer and a faculty member at the music department of the University of Guilan to explain his method of composing to make the listeners hear and hear his music.

Mansoor Habibdoost is the coiner of clearnessism and tries to make the listeners hear and hear his music.

Clearnessism by armi July 24, 2014

clear pilled 

The final phase of awareness of the human condition. The peace of mind you experience when you accept that no matter what crumbles and falls around you in this world due to the corruption and degeneracy of Man, you are the master of your own mind and your soul belongs to God.

Deriving from the Matrix universe, clear pilled is the state of peace that comes with total awareness. It is the step after black pilled; black pilled is the step after red pilled; and red pilled is the step after blue pilled. Blue pilled is living in ignorance, oblivious to the fact that you are a mental slave, totally brainwashed and unaware that your thoughts are not your own. In a blue pilled state, you have strong passionate feelings about things you know nothing or very little about while blindly believing you do. You are a useful idiot, inured to the system, the product of thought control and psychological operations against you. In a red pilled state, your eyes have opened to this and you begin to see the truth of your condition and through the illusions set up to deceive you. You then embark on the journey down the rabbit hole, which ultimately leads you to the next phase of being black pilled -- the cynicism that comes with realizing that the sinister forces working against you are too great, the fall was set in motion too long ago, and there is no hope for your condition because the vast majority of the masses are far too blue pilled.

But there is.

Most people are blue pilled, some are red pilled, fewer are black pilled, and fewer still are clear pilled.

clear pilled by The Gideon Lion October 21, 2019

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008