A growth of facial hair occuring exclusively on the
cheeks. A properly maintained cheard
will stand apart from a crowd and may grow upwards of several inches, although thoroughly lacking in the same density and length as the rest of the facial hairs, a cheard can still be a most beautiful
thing.
Person One (Of Mixed Ancestry): Dude, what's that shit on your
cheeks?
Person Two (Clearly of Japanese heritage): That's my cheard, man. Don't knock it!
Persons Four Through Nineteen (Of mostly
Caucasian and Hispanic Heritages): Dude, SEXTREEM!
Person Three (Of
French Heritage): Laisse Tombe le shit! C'est les flics!